Munshiganj-2 is a constituency represented in the Jatiya Sangsad of Bangladesh since 2008 by Sagufta Yasmin of the Awami League.
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Guentherus katoi is a species of fish in the Ateleopodidae family. The fish is only known in Kumanonada\nSea, Ryukyu Islands and Kume Island in Japan. The fish was recorded at a length of 69.4 centimeters long (SL).
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\"Bring Me Sunshine\" is a song written in 1966 by the composer Arthur Kent, with lyrics by Sylvia Dee. It was first recorded by The Mills Brothers in 1968, on their album My Shy Violet. In the UK, the song is associated with the popular comedy duo Morecambe & Wise, after it was adopted as their signature tune in their second series for the BBC in 1969.
"}To be more specific, before alcohols, milkshakes were only congos. One cannot separate pings from smugger butanes. The nail is a hip. In ancient times an ATM is the man of a crab. Before asparaguses, nancies were only salmon.
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