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\"D.G.T. \" is a song by Romanian singer Theodor Andrei, released on 16 December 2022. The song was originally released as a 2022 song as part of an album with Romanian singer Luca Udățeanu on Andrei's album, Fragil. After being remade as a solo-version made specifically to enter Selecția Națională 2023, the Romanian national selection for the Eurovision Song Contest 2023, the song would manage to win the competition, therefore earning the Romanian spot for that year's contest.
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