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The Markeaton Brook is an 11-mile-long (17 km) tributary of the River Derwent in Derbyshire, England. The brook rises from its source south of Hulland Ward, and flows for most of its length through the countryside north-west of Derby before entering a culvert to the north of the city centre; it reappears from this culvert and runs through a short section of open channel on the other side of the city before joining the Derwent.
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Lymm Rugby Football Club is an English rugby union team based in Lymm, Cheshire. The club runs six senior sides and a full range of junior sides as well as teams in squash and recently formed a hockey club. The first XV currently playing in National League 2 North, a fourth tier league in the English rugby union system, following their promotion from Regional 1 North West in season 2022–23.
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