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{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}

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{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}

{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}